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Just got a new tenner out of the cash machine at Costcutter. Seems legit. (383)

Rumour as it, the new Tadcaster Bridge once opened, will be able to accommodate 86,000 vehicles per day which could lead to one or two congestion issues in the town during peak times (341)

CCTV image taken 2 minutes after the tree crashes onto Boston Spa High Street (321)

No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else (272)

Neil says "Don't forget to spend your old pound coins tomorrow but for fucks sake make sure it's at Londis, don't bring 'em here you set of bastards" (254)

The Clifford Scuba Club are meeting at the pothole opposite Boston Spa Comp at 6pm tonight. Novices and experienced divers welcome. (237)

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Neil would like to remind all customers that Costcutter will only be open for 16 hours on Christmas Day this year (232)

Rumour has it, with people unsure if you need to be on a guestlist, pay on the door or hold a golden ticket, some have chosen to camp overnight to make sure they get into TF for the New Year. (232)
🎉🎈Tadcaster Bridge reopens today 🎉🎈

Rumour has it, it will be very hard to spot where the new blockwork meets the original old stone. (220)

Rumour has it, from 10pm last night Costcutter started selling firewood (219)

Rumour has it, after spending an afternoon in Bramham, three Syrian men have been seen jumping back onto a wagon to go home. (217)


Rumour has it, the skeleton at Clifford chippy isn't a Halloween prop. It's a customer waiting for twice and a fish. (205)

Rumour has it, the two way traffic entry system at Morrisons petrol station in Wetherby still works well (205)

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Rumour has it, Tadkebab are reopening on Friday and will be delivering to both sides of the bridge (198)


Grand National late entry: Cost Of Cutters 33/1

Could be wielding the champagne later (195)


How quickly time goes. We are very proud of you James, Year 32 x (189)


Rumour has it, we are all looking forward to the London Marathon tomorrow morning. Surely, everyone remembers last years sprint to the finish line? (187)

Rumour has it, with the river so high, Russian submarines are taking the opportunity to stop off for fish & chips at the Whaler (187)

Rumour has it, 14 cars, an artic truck and a Harrogate bound No.70 have been lost to the sinkhole so far (184)

Rumour has it, on discovering his suppliers will soon be paying a refund on plastic bottles, Neil now works a second job through the night. (184)

It's that night of the year again when Neil opens a bottle of champagne rather than knocking the punters unconscious with it. (183)
Rumour has it, in an effort to bring some fresh tactics, insight and knowledge back to Elland Road, Leeds Utd bring in Big John from Morrisons at Wetherby (182)
Rumour has it, the panic buying of lettuces has Neil reaching for his pricing gun (175)

Rumour has it, there were chaotic scenes in Boston Spa this morning when Dougie Yeadon's slashed 5p off fence panels #blackfriday #stillcheaperatbandq (168)



Rumour has it, Pancake Day is the only day Jacko doesn't shit himself when the wife gets the frying pan out of the cupboard (168)
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Bit harsh from the Highways Agency... (166)
...reports of similar scenes at the Bay. (164)

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest, through the sea of Swirly Twirly Gum Drops, and then I walked into the Red Lion at Bramham (164)

We are delighted to announce that with the return of the nice weather, CRM and local businessman Layne Wineker will be opening The Weir Beach Club in Boston Spa.

 
The only place to be....if it's sunny....and you're minted (161)

Rumour has it, Marmite soars at Costcutter (160)
Rumour has it, it's advisable to give the 770 Wetherby to Leeds a miss between 3 & 4pm #jailbirdexpress (160)

Scenes earlier in Boston Spa when someone attempts to order a cheap gin (159)

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Rumour has it, a team of chimps are brought in to improve customer service in the chemist at Boston Spa (154)



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We have unconfirmed reports coming in that someone has put more than a fiver’s worth of fuel in their car at Central Garage, Boston Spa. (152)

C E L E B R I T Y H U N T E D
Wetherby Xmas Lights Edition

Can Christine and Jeff hide from the Wetherby Xmas Lights Committee for 14 days and avoid having to do this year's switch on...again ? (152)

Rumour has it, the RSPCA were called to Wetherby last night when a Beluga Whale was spotted in the River Wharfe. It turned out someone had just dropped their lightly battered jumbo haddock supper over the bridge. (150)
Rumour has it, Keira's just been in for 10 Lambert & Butler (147)
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Rumour has it, in celebration of St Georges Day...today, everything in Costcutter is only twice the price of Morrisons (144)

Rumour has it, Tad is to host the start of day 2 of the 2017 Tour de Yorkshire (142)

Scenes this morning in BSpa as Dougie Yeadon's offer every customer a free washer & dryer (142)

Rumour has it, the stampede earlier at Cohen’s Chemist wasn’t caused by a #blackfriday sale. Someone had spotted the pharmacist returning from lunch. (141)

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Costcutter Boston Spa is giving free £75 voucher to EVERYONE. For their Anniversary!! Just hand this over to Neil when you have a trolley full, tell him its from CRM and see how far it gets you. Probably a bottle of bubbly over the head. 1 coupon per person. (141)

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