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Just got a new tenner out of the cash machine at Costcutter. Seems legit. (383)

Rumour as it, the new Tadcaster Bridge once opened, will be able to accommodate 86,000 vehicles per day which could lead to one or two congestion issues in the town during peak times (341)

When Clifford is in Tier 3 but Taddy is only 4 miles away (341)

Who said hard work doesn't pay off !!
Neil has worked 24/7 for the last 23 years! If he's not serving, he's in the deli, if he's not in the deli, he's stocktaking, shelfstacking, working the lottery machine or doing other work to help the Costcutter customers.
Countess amounts of sleepless nights, blood, sweat and tears.
100's of happy customers.
So much hard work has gone into the business.
Well today he treated himself !
He ordered that yellow skip and is finally having a clear out. (321)

CCTV image taken 2 minutes after the tree crashes onto Boston Spa High Street (321)

#10yearchallenge (314)

It’s Mad Friday, it’s 4pm and it’s already getting lively in BSpa. (309)

Happy Valentines Day from shopkeeping lothario Hugh Hanby and the Costcutter bunnies (295)

Fabulously Dougie Yeadon's has stayed open but there's quite a strict entry policy in place.

Familiarise yourself with the rules below before simply tipping up and expecting to breeze in.

1. Please keep 2m apart outside whilst queuing
2. Please wear brown loafers at all times
3. Moustaches are only allowed in after 1pm
4. Please make a Chewbacca noise on entering the shop
5. Moonwalking is compulsory down aisle 1
6. Any paint purchased must be a shade of blue
7. 6mm bolts are readily available but it is forbidden to buy accompanying 6mm nuts
8. Any person who coughs will be made to buy a patio gas
9. Do not look any member of staff in the eye
10. Payment to be made only in copper coins circa 1986

Please respect the rules, they are in place for your safety. A new rule will be added every day to keep you on your toes. Expect to be shouted at. (295)

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Rumour has it, Costcutter are now selling Covid vaccines. They're £2 each or 3 for a Pfizer. (288)
When it's 10pm on a Saturday night and you own an off licence (288)
When you’re on your way home South after a day trip in the North, there’s only one place for supper (281)
Just got a new twenty out of the cash machine at Costcutter. Seems legit. (279)

Neil would like to remind all customers that Costcutter will only be open for 16 hours on Christmas Day this year (276)

No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else (272)

Summer Holiday 2020 (272)

The new Leeds to Manchester high speed rail link is somewhat disappointing (272)

To celebrate the first day of Wimbledon, we have teamed up with Athena to recreate the famous 'tennis girl' poster from the 1980's (272)

Sam Smith's Pure Brew, much tastier than domestos and will knock you sideways. I've been drinking it all my life and I look great, don't I look great? people always say I look great. (268)

UK debt has reached more than £2,000,000,000,000 for the first time.
Put into context, that's 9 nights out in Boston Spa (268)

“First things first, I will be putting Clifford Rumour Mill up for a knighthood, sometimes he makes me piss my chinos” (267)
Rumour has it, next week Phil & Kirstie are back in Clifford meeting the owners of the fucking massive camper van parked on Moor Avenue. Will they continue to park it there for the next 25 years or will they upgrade to a portacabin and shut the road altogether? (266)
Predictably those lousy bastards at Amber Cars haven't turned up so Kammy is stranded in the market place.

Luckily he's not too worried, he's had 15 pints in the Bull and is currently tucking into a 10" spicy beef special while he considers his options. (265)
And the Oscar for best performance in a supermarket documentary goes to...(263)

Happy Chinese New Year Bitches (262)

Meanwhile at the National Greengrocers Awards... (261)
Come shop with us, forever and ever and ever (258)

Neil says "Don't forget to spend your old pound coins tomorrow but for fucks sake make sure it's at Londis, don't bring 'em here you set of bastards" (254)

Congratulations to Neil who has been awarded a knighthood for services to shopkeeping and cash machine withdrawals in the New Year Honours #sirhanby (252)

We deny these allegations, our account has obviously been hacked. (249)
Rumour has it, The Albion at Clifford changed it's name this morning (249)

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...probably won’t open my letter to be fair (246)
Clifford Moor Road is officially the new home for track and field events (245)

When you haven't feature on Clifford Rumour Mill for a while... (245)

Chaotic scenes in Boston Spa this morning as Dougie Yeadon's announce 5p off fence panels. #blackfriday (243)

Our take on the new Banksy. Game Changer.
A tribute to two of our local heroes 🖤🤍 (243)

Rumour has it, Chris Kamara has just arrived in Wetherby after spending 6 hours on the 174 bus from Wakefield.

The 174 from Wakefield has 41 stops including Pinderfields, Outwood, Stanley, Bottom Boat, Woodlesford, Swillington, Garforth, Barwick in Elmet, Aberford, Bramham, Clifford and Boston Spa.

Kammy had agreed to switch on the Xmas lights back in August without realising there wasn’t a train station in the town.

He has booked an Amber Car home (242)
To celebrate The Queen’s 96th Birthday, CRM have released a new photograph of Her Majesty making beer deliveries around Tad with the Sam Smith’s dray horses. (241)
Rumour has it, the fastest lap around the new Wetherby F1 circuit is currently 9.35 minutes. (240)

Is it just me or has Salt's seating area got slightly larger ? (239)

The Clifford Scuba Club are meeting at the pothole opposite Boston Spa Comp at 6pm tonight. Novices and experienced divers welcome. (237)

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Rumour has it, Dougie’s have just had a delivery of patio gas, which is officially now more expensive per litre than Peroni at Tom Foolery. (232)
Rumour has it, with people unsure if you need to be on a guestlist, pay on the door or hold a golden ticket, some have chosen to camp overnight to make sure they get into TF for the New Year. (232)

Rumour has it, the two way traffic entry system at Morrisons petrol station in Wetherby still works well (231)

Rumour has it, protesters lasted 15 seconds on the mini roundabout in Wetherby this morning before deeming it "too fucking dangerous." (227)
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