Brooklyn Beckham Statement.

‘My mum hijacked my first dance with my wife, which had been planned weeks in advance to a romantic love song. In front of our 500 wedding guests at the Engine Shed, DJ Lockie called me to the stage, where it was planned to be my romantic dance with my wife but instead my mum was waiting to dance with me instead.

‘She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone, I’ve never felt more uncomfortable or humiliated in my entire life. I had to get a Dougie’s taxi back to the Days Inn motel at Wetherby Services'

Rumour has it, a massive thank you to the Wetherby Christmas Lights Team who have worked tirelessly to take down all the town’s lights over the last 3 days.

They will now enjoy a well deserved fortnight off before starting to put all the fuckers back up again.

Rumour has it, the bomb disposal squad have been spotted tearing through the village again

CRM On Tour has smashed 2,000,000 miles

As of 9am this morning, the CRM flags have collectively travelled 2,002,952 miles. That’s more than four trips to the moon and back and about 80 laps around the Earth.

Thanks to all those who have got involved and contributed to achieving this fantastic milestone.

To celebrate we are giving away a CRM On Tour commemorative shot glass, delivered free with the flag on your next trip. We have 100 glasses so it’s while stocks last.

So don’t delay, get that holiday booked, send us the dates and let’s continue the adventure.

Safe travels, CRM

Rumour has it, ex-Bay Horse landlord Mal presents Donald Trump the buckled brass plate that used to hang over the bar.

Does anyone recognise this lunatic who is walking around the village with a tiger.

When you've been banished to Tadcaster...

Rumour has it, while everyone is arguing about owning Greenland, we nipped over and secured it for Clifford.

It is now officially a CRM overseas territory.