CliffordRumourMill

        News, views, bullshit and untruths from LS23      

Latest Rumours

Rumour has it, Stanny is enjoying a quiet stroll around the German Christmas market.

Howay man, the holidays are coming.
 
Rumour has it, Harry has finally turned up in Wetherby. He has switched on the deep fat fryers at Bella Pizza.
Ayling has picked up an injury getting on the bus at Bramham and will be replaced by Stuart Dallas
Rumour has it, Harry has arrived in Wetherby early. 6 pints, a fish butty and a key cutting at Timpson's before showtime.
Rumour has it, Adele's luxury item has caused quite a stir in camp.

Rita, Sue & Prince Andrew Too


It seems this photo went viral. It has been shared and liked by over 67k people and viewed by well over 1m and still counting.

I had to remove it from my page timeline on Monday night as my Facebook account couldn’t cope and was getting hundreds of new notifications every few minutes.


I also got 400+ new followers overnight, many who will leave just as quickly I’m sure when they find out my shitty page is about the residents of Clifford LS23 and the surrounding areas.

I am hoping to pale into insignificance again now and not end up in the Tower. I will stick to local rumours from now on.

Cheers CRM


The one where Liam sups a Knickerbocker Glory through a straw

Rumour has it, after a night on the Chang lager, Deightz is now known as 'Nok Su Travolta' at the local disco

What are the chances? Dinger has only gone and caught the other massive chef shoe using a traditional Maldivian hand line.

Every rumour helps...

We only wanted some pointing done above the door Jeff. Where’s our fucking house gone ?

Found outside Southbank. One massive chef shoe. Please contact the Barefoot Gallery if you have lost it.

C E L E B R I T Y H U N T E D
Wetherby Xmas Lights 2019 - Update


Harry couldn't resist a pint in the Black Bull and has been captured by the Hunter team. He & Luke will be switching on the lights on 21st November.

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Wetherby Xmas Lights 2019


Can 2 teams of local celebrities hide from the Wetherby Xmas Lights Committee for 14 days and avoid having to do this year's switch on...again?

Rumour has it, it was taking Stanny some time to adapt to the all inclusive concept

All I want for Crinkles is you...

Rumour has it, Emily has talked Tony into joining the Bramham panto this year. Apparently now if she rubs the magic lamp, he appears from the Fox & Hounds.

Get rid of those unwanted Halloween treats when Neil opens the confectionary exchange at 10am this morning. *Major brands only. Strictly no Aldi Titan bars.