Dart board, pool table, whatever next...?
We will not be closing Monday, my wife got it wrong, thankyou, thankyou so much
Neil with a gentle reminder - "Don't forget to spend your old paper £20 notes before they go out of circulation at the end of September...but for fucks sake make sure it's at Londis, don't bring 'em here you set of bastards"
Rumour has it, Marcelo Bielsa is quickly learning English so he can turn down the job at Chelsea
Rumour has it, Wayne's just got down to Elland Road for tomorrow night's game.
Dave is still hoping to headline at Leeds Fest tonight but it all depends on him finishing the exterior store signage for Asda in Wrexham
What fuel crisis?
When it turns out that your job for the weekend at the Leeds Festival is looking after a portaloo in Barwick In Elmet