News, views, bullshit and untruths from LS23      


Rumour has it, Ed Sheeran was spotted at Wetherby Services this morning but sadly it turned out to be Jake calling in for a sausage roll

Rumour has it, its only 10 euro’s to hire a pedalo in Capri

If we could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals.
Clumsy as usual. Speedy recovery Allison

Syd arriving at Boston Spa for a beer...

Well, I’m not the kind to kiss and tell, but I’ve been seen at Southbank
I’m never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I’ve been on fire with Dave Martin, gone fast with a girl named Jo,
But somehow they just don’t end up as mine.
It’s a death defying’ life I lead, I take my chances.

I die for a livin’ in the movies and ISG.
But the hardest thing I ever do is drink 12 pints of Guinness
While some other guy is bandaging my swede.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car.
’Cause I’m the unknown stuntman that made Rupert Grint such a star.

I never spend much time in school but I taught ladies plenty.
It’s true…

Public Service Announcement 

Syd is OK

Today he is going shark wrestling, bungee jumping and later navigating the step at Tom Foolery

Congratulations Dillon, we are so proud of you.
Rumour has it, Steve has named these two Moroccan cobras Bur and Berry, as they have a classic check pattern
Is it him? Isn't it? Is that a blue folder?

I think we’re on a winner here Chaz, play it nice and cool son, nice and cool. You know what I mean?

Deal done. The best partnership once again this season 👊🏻
The Boston Food Amigos!
Rumour has it, it’s going to be as hot as Ibiza today so head down to the Weir Beach Club for afternoon refreshments before dancing the night away at Café Del Star ☀️ 🍻 #playadenboston
Leeds City Council deciding what time the bin men will arrive in Clifford next week.
Rumour has it, Lou's cruising the high street
Anyone from Tad interested in storming Area 51 tomorrow, please meet outside The Angel & White Horse at 9am for transportation.

We stumbled across Faceapp's age filter and of course had to test it on BSpa's most famous son.

Yorkshire Airport ITV 8.30pm

On tonight's episode we meet Wayne, one of Leeds Bradford's firemen who has an extremely busy shift ahead of him, including a pool competition, a darts final and the 5th season of Soprano's to watch.

Rumour has it, this morning Parkus Jonsson signed a lucrative new credit application with Kirbys Builders Merchants

Rumour has it, the Scarecrows are out in Boston Spa.

We thought there was a new one this afternoon outside the Post Office but it was just Azzy using the cash machine.