Rumour has it, it's the Boston Spa Beer Festival this weekend and pints will be available from as low as £3. What could possibly go wrong?

It's Pancake Day.


The only day of the year Jacko doesn’t shit himself when he sees the wife getting the frying pan out of the cupboard.

STATEMENT FROM CRM GIFT CO LTD

We would like to make it clear that we had no involvement in the production of the faulty Olympic medals awarded to the athletes at the Winter Games this year.

The children from overseas who work at our light industrial units at both Thorp Arch and Holbeck produce only the finest quality products and are currently working around the clock to deliver a huge order of fake £20 notes for the novelty market.

Marty McFly
Back To The Future 4 (2026)

Lemon & Sugar pancakes

Rumour has it, its all eyes on the Winter Olympics this afternoon as Simon 'Spud' Speight pins our medal hopes on the men's downhill.

Spud is by far the most experienced GB Winter athlete after spending three days on Windmill Hill when it snowed last year.

Rumour has it, Tony has received his waste food caddie

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Rumour has it, the wife won’t be happy, it’s the third time this week I've got home late because of this bloody road closure.

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Rumour has it, Tom Cruise has moved out of his £35 million Knightsbridge penthouse over fears London has become 'unsafe'.

He is thought to be relocating to Seacroft, where it's not quite as rough.

Rumour has it, Azzy was not amused to learn he's been doing dry January unknowingly for the last 5 weeks as bar staff secretly swopped his Guinness for the 0% stuff

CRM On Tour has smashed 2,000,000 miles

As of 9am this morning, the CRM flags have collectively travelled 2,002,952 miles. That’s more than four trips to the moon and back and about 80 laps around the Earth.

Thanks to all those who have got involved and contributed to achieving this fantastic milestone.

To celebrate we are giving away a CRM On Tour commemorative shot glass, delivered free with the flag on your next trip. We have 100 glasses so it’s while stocks last.

So don’t delay, get that holiday booked, send us the dates and let’s continue the adventure.

Safe travels, CRM