"It's Tom Foolery's, sir. I have your pizza."
" Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here."
"But what about the money?"
"Well, you'll have to pay for your pizza, sir."
"Is that a fact. How much do I owe ya?"
"Uh. That'll be £11.80, sir."
"Stick it on Rumour Mill's tab and keep the change, ya filthy animal."
Know your place
Jagger & McCartney are praying they're not on Gary’s favourite artists list
Az fresh out of the Trafford Centre in the Man Utd third kit
Local magician David Crane spotted on his way to Aldi
Rumour has it, Messi has signed with Leeds United so that he can feature more on Clifford Rumour Mill
Maguire's, football and the law
Rumour has it, the fastest lap around the new Wetherby F1 circuit is 9.35 minutes.