Rumour has it, in a change to the advertised, the Swedish House Mafia will be now be performing at Wetherby Bandstand next Sunday instead of the Woodleswell Colliery Pit Band.

Rumour has it, the Stand Up Paddlerboarders (Boston Spa Division) will now be meeting at Knostrop water sewage works, Leeds every Saturday morning because there is clearly less shit in the water there than the River Wharfe

Rumour has it, the all new CRM towel has made it to Turkey, as you can see it it doesn’t even cover the lounger but what do you expect for £15.

Rumour has it, experience the thrill of York Maze for free by simply visiting Morrisons, Wetherby and attempt to get into the store through the door near the outdoor plants

Rumour has it, after spending a week sat outside Downing Street, Beano finally calls it a day

Rumour has it, after last weekend Steve's a bit skint so his friends have opened him a GoFund me page so that he can join them for a drink tomorrow night

Rumour has it, Sir David Attenborough turns 100 years old today and says he wasted 5 of them waiting for fish in Clifford Fisheries.

Rumour has it, following a recent recruitment drive, potential new managers for the Old Star were interviewed today.

Unfortunately Humphrey hasn’t employed them because one wouldn’t see if customers were on their phones and the other wouldn’t hear if they were swearing.

Rumour has it, Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary has called for a ban on people buying Toblerone's from airport duty free before getting on their flights.
In unrelated news, Ryanair sell Toblerone bars on all their flights.

Cruising this year? Don't forget the flag

Rumour has it, Prince William has been visiting businesses in North Yorkshire this afternoon and as usual when he's in the area he always calls at Clifford Fisheries for his tea.

Apparently though he's royally fucked off that the fish is now cod and not his favourite, haddock.

Happy Star Wars Day, May the 4th be with you.