Rumour has it, avoid the traffic coming home from the Great Yorkshire Show by booking a flight with Dougie’s Door To Door Express, conveniently located next door to the St John’s ambulance tent.

Rumour has it, we drove past the Crown this morning and thought they had got involved in the scarecrow trail, turns out it was just Bob having a cig.

When you arrive at the chippy but forgot it's Monday night

Anyone planning to bomb the UK, this is where we keep all our nuclear facilities.

Rumour has it, we bumped into Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenei this morning at XScape in Castleford.

He was muttering something about a terrible strike so we assume he’s a bit shit at Tenpin bowling.

Rumour has it, the new terminal at Leeds Bradford airport has officially opened to passengers today.

The £100m extension includes 3 new boarding gates, a baggage collection hall, a new immigration area and a new supermarket store has replaced WH Smiths.

Unfortunately the meal deals are now £9.50. 

CRM Breaking News…

Thomas Tuchel has been appointed chief coach of Clifford AFC men's team.

He has agreed to £50 cash in hand and 3 pints of San Miguel in the Albion on match days.

Rumour has it, Jamie Oliver is doing a new documentary about his Dyslexia. He visited the Albion tonight and discovered 21 new swear words commonly used in the tap room.

His favourite was "fuck off Jamei you fat tongued batsard"

Cushty

Rumour has it, Chancellor Rachel Reeves has today announced a new high speed rail link between Wetherby and Garforth.

Final preparations for the England game

Rumour has it, an Aer Lingus flight had had to make an emergency landing back in Leeds Bradford Airport this afternoon after the cockpit filled with smoke.
Emergency services were scrambled to the scene but as usual Wayno was on his day off.

Be careful who you buy from on Facebook market place. I bought this kitchen 15 years ago. 2 months ago I slammed a kitchen door in a mad rage and it started to fall apart. I tried to fix it with a sledgehammer. I wanted my money back but they told me to fuck off. Watch out there are some dishonest people in MARKETPLACE. Be careful, you’re welcome!!

Rumour has it, Kier Starmer has pledged to build 12 new attack submarines to protect British waters as the Ruskies are spotted stopping off for fish & chips again at the Wetherby Whaler

Rumour has it, following Patrick Bamford’s onstage appearance with the Kaiser Chiefs last weekend at Temple Newsam, CRM are delighted to announce that Joel Piroe will be joining The 88’s onstage at the Clifford Beer Festival on Saturday 28th June to perform Teenage Kicks.

Rumour has it, we spotted these birds down Boston Spa earlier, would anyone know what they are ? We think they might be penguins.

Rumour has it, after setting off last Friday, Jacko is hoping to be in Bilbao by 3pm this afternoon.

Rumour has it, the Eurovision entrant for Germany this year is Davido with his song “Peace Fur Zie Wurld”

Rumour has it, our mate Yvonne recently got home from a fantastic trip to Hong Kong and China.

Unfortunately she forgot to take a CRM flag with her, so we've knocked up a couple of pictures of what it might have looked like visiting the Terracotta Army and The Great Wall Of China. (Not one but two of the landmarks on our wish list).

If you're going to China, or for a Chinese meal in Benidorm drop us a message and we’ll get a flag to you before you go.

When you have a night out in Vatican City and wake up next morning as the new head of the Catholic Church. Pope Leo XIV

Rumour has it, blue smoke could be seen coming out of the chimney at St Edward’s tonight. It seems a Leeds Utd fan with a spare flare had accidentally set it off whilst in the confessional box.