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Summer Holiday 2020

Rumour has it, Sean Connery is in lockdown at a bnb in Thorp Arch and is building some wooden bookcases alone today. 

He’s quite enjoying the “shelf isholation"

Crisp fresh Whitby sea air captured in a jar and sealed safely inside.

Filtered by Mother Nature from air drifting across the North Sea away from pollutants and toxins.

Sealed on location at the top of them bastard steps up to the Abbey.

PACMAN Costcutter addition.

Make your way through the maze to the tills and back out, collecting a sandwich from the deli and avoiding the other punters. There's a one way system in place but nobody's sure how it works. Hours of fun to be had by all the family.

Fabulously Dougie Yeadon's has stayed open but there's quite a strict entry policy in place.

Familiarise yourself with the rules before simply tipping up and expecting to breeze in. Please follow the guidelines:-

1. Please keep 2m apart outside whilst queuing
2. Please wear brown loafers at all times
3. Moustaches are only allowed in after 1pm
4. Please make a Chewbacca noise on entering the shop
5. Moonwalking is compulsory down aisle 1
6. Any paint purchased must be a shade of blue
7. 6mm bolts are readily available but it is forbidden to buy accompanying 6mm nuts
8. Any person who coughs will be made to buy a patio gas
9. Do not look any member of staff in the eye
10. Payment to be made only in copper coins circa 1986

ABH has asked if anyone can lend him some clippers?

He can collect them later, once he's finished chasing deer at Bramham Park.

Rumour has it, Boots and Sunglass Hut are opening stores at Wetherby Services later this year.

Motorists making use of the facilities will be able to buy specs and drugs and sausage rolls.

Kim Jong Un 'alive and well' after taking part in a stone hunt reports South Korea

Sex On The Bleach